Okay, so I read about some commandos who were going to row across the Atlantic Ocean to raise money for charity. Eagerly, cock in hand, I followed the link from the BBC website and found this: http://www.commando-joe.co.uk/Atlantic/index.htm
I mean, WTF?! I went from ROCK HARD to wiltingly flaccid faster than you could say 'fat ugly cunts'...
Anyway, I'm back with a vengeance.