Lists...
Go see Warrior King. Brilliant film.
Things that have been getting my goat lately:
-The weather
-The German
-The cock in my office who wears shiny polyester suits
-The whole 'taxes and charges' thing that adds about 30% to the price of an airline ticket
-The rudeness of not RSVPing to invitations
-The people against profiling by airlines. I'd like to be able to take a book and iPod on board
-The people who should remain silent and be thought fools but who speak and remove all doubt
-The people who describe themselves as having a 'rugby build' when they are, infact, just plain fat
-The people who say they are into bondage and sado masochism but really aren't
-The fucking bitch at the cinema yesterday who talked through the film. Very satisfying watching her get splashed by a car
-The misguided cu nts known as 'animal rights activists'
-The absence from Oxford of Big Straight Phil and Tom the Gay
-The self-important bint in the office who doesn't realise her job can be done by a monkey and is going to be automated when she retires next month
-The people who refer to single entities in the plural- "the University are hoping to..." or "Nat West have raised bank charges..." instead of the correct- "the University IS hoping to..." and "Nat West HAS raised bank charges..."
-The people who go on and on about the size of their stipend but never buy a round of drinks or bring wine/anything when invited to supper
-The people who get offended when you point this out to them
The ultimate iPod playlist:
-Tidal Wave by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
-Kelly Watch The Stars by Air
-If 6 Was 9 by Axiom
-Supergirl by Reamon
-Remember by Air
-Lay Lady Lay by Magnum
-The Drugs Don't Work by The Verve
-Lilac Wine by Jeff Buckley
-Destiny by Zero 7
-Push the Button by Sugababes
-What Gives With You by Abraham
-Walk on By by Dionne Warwick
-Here's Where The Story Ends by The Sundays
-Mysteries by Beth Gibbons
-Lost and Found by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
-Heartbeats by Jose Gonzalez
-Ooh La La by Goldfrapp
-I Did It My Way by Frank Sinatra
-Making Plans For Nigel by Nouvelle Vague
-Tear Drop my Massive Attack
-Mrs Robinson by Weezer
-Killin' Time by Matt Lewis Band
-So Here We Are by Bloc Party
-As Time Goes By by Billie Holiday
-Dream Is Over by Milli Vanilli
-Winning A Battle, Losing a War by Kings of Convenience
-Toy Soldier by Martika
-Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin
-Wrecking Ball by Viva Voce
-Dramamine by Modest Mouse
-Dream A Little Dream of Me by Mama Cass
-Bloody Motherfucking Asshole by Martha Wainwright
-Glory Box by Portishead
-Yes Sir, I Can Boogie by Goldfrapp
-Don't Stop Me Now by McFly
-Brand New Car by Feeder
-Bermuda Highway by My Morning Jacket
-Cocktails For Two by Spike Jones
-Under The Tree by The Water Babies
-Seether by Veruca Salt
Things that have been getting my goat lately:
-The weather
-The German
-The cock in my office who wears shiny polyester suits
-The whole 'taxes and charges' thing that adds about 30% to the price of an airline ticket
-The rudeness of not RSVPing to invitations
-The people against profiling by airlines. I'd like to be able to take a book and iPod on board
-The people who should remain silent and be thought fools but who speak and remove all doubt
-The people who describe themselves as having a 'rugby build' when they are, infact, just plain fat
-The people who say they are into bondage and sado masochism but really aren't
-The fucking bitch at the cinema yesterday who talked through the film. Very satisfying watching her get splashed by a car
-The misguided cu nts known as 'animal rights activists'
-The absence from Oxford of Big Straight Phil and Tom the Gay
-The self-important bint in the office who doesn't realise her job can be done by a monkey and is going to be automated when she retires next month
-The people who refer to single entities in the plural- "the University are hoping to..." or "Nat West have raised bank charges..." instead of the correct- "the University IS hoping to..." and "Nat West HAS raised bank charges..."
-The people who go on and on about the size of their stipend but never buy a round of drinks or bring wine/anything when invited to supper
-The people who get offended when you point this out to them
The ultimate iPod playlist:
-Tidal Wave by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
-Kelly Watch The Stars by Air
-If 6 Was 9 by Axiom
-Supergirl by Reamon
-Remember by Air
-Lay Lady Lay by Magnum
-The Drugs Don't Work by The Verve
-Lilac Wine by Jeff Buckley
-Destiny by Zero 7
-Push the Button by Sugababes
-What Gives With You by Abraham
-Walk on By by Dionne Warwick
-Here's Where The Story Ends by The Sundays
-Mysteries by Beth Gibbons
-Lost and Found by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
-Heartbeats by Jose Gonzalez
-Ooh La La by Goldfrapp
-I Did It My Way by Frank Sinatra
-Making Plans For Nigel by Nouvelle Vague
-Tear Drop my Massive Attack
-Mrs Robinson by Weezer
-Killin' Time by Matt Lewis Band
-So Here We Are by Bloc Party
-As Time Goes By by Billie Holiday
-Dream Is Over by Milli Vanilli
-Winning A Battle, Losing a War by Kings of Convenience
-Toy Soldier by Martika
-Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin
-Wrecking Ball by Viva Voce
-Dramamine by Modest Mouse
-Dream A Little Dream of Me by Mama Cass
-Bloody Motherfucking Asshole by Martha Wainwright
-Glory Box by Portishead
-Yes Sir, I Can Boogie by Goldfrapp
-Don't Stop Me Now by McFly
-Brand New Car by Feeder
-Bermuda Highway by My Morning Jacket
-Cocktails For Two by Spike Jones
-Under The Tree by The Water Babies
-Seether by Veruca Salt
posted by OrlandoCatastrophic at Thursday, August 17, 2006
3 Comments:
I think you're in the wrong country. As far as I can tell, most things you don't like are pretty much peculiarities of this here nation. Like Jim Davidson.
Marwood, you are so wrong.
A pop group is a single entity and therefore, as much as it pains me to say this, the US music reviewers are correct in referring to it in the singular.
You were right, it is a good film.
Say, why don't you come out of hiding now?
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