PS...

Our outing on the river was catastrophic. Our cox hadn't grasped the concept of the "rudder". The "rudder" is used to steer the boat. The concept of "steering" seemed foreign to her too. She didn't seem to understand that it simply isn't done to row into another boat. Boats are expensive and boaties, despite our bulging (ahem) muscles are delicate flowers. Anyway, we had several near misses, some clashing of blades and several "hold it up, HOLD IT UP...oh, fuck, fuck...aaarrrggghhhs".

Currently listening to: Huddle Formation by The Go! Team (very underrated. Have a listen).

Had lunch with Annie today at Georgina's. Had my usual quiche platter. My Waldorf salad is better than theirs. So there. I add a SECRET ingredient, only I know about.

Annie was chatted up by a girl at G Bar yesterday. There is something inherently wrong when my straight ladyfriend gets hit on in a room full of homosexualists but I don't! There is no justice in the world. Admittedly, Annie IS very sexy but still...I'm asking for a refund on that freakin' rohyphnol. I remain barren.

Pumpkin seeds are addictive.

Currently listening to: Straight Life by Black Box Recorder. Strangely appropriate.