It's free...how could you not get one?
posted by OrlandoCatastrophic at Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
About Me
- Name: OrlandoCatastrophic
- Location: Oxford/London, United Kingdom
I fucking hate it when people put quotes or links in their profiles. It's like they're too stupid and unoriginal to think of anything interesting to say for themselves. Goddamnit. Freya Stark is the man... "I suspect anyone self-satisfied enough to refuse lawful pleasure: we are not sufficiently rich in our separate resources to reject the graces of the universe when offered; it is bad manners, like refusing to eat when invited to dinner" http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web2/stan.html The letter 'H' is not pronounced "haitch". Get it right. Or go fuck yourself. Anyone who urges 'carpe diem' can go fuck themselves too. And if you engage in intellectual dick-measuring, you can join them. I am nothing, if not inclusive. Goddamnit. Don't torture yourself, you pretentious bitch. That's my job.
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3 Comments:
And where's your profile?
Ho ho ho. Busted again. Can you believe nobody has asked me out yet? Perhaps I should lower my fee...
Five hundred pounds it is.
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