Hilarious...
Reminiscent of the days when 'Saturday Night Live' was good.
posted by OrlandoCatastrophic at Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
About Me
- Name: OrlandoCatastrophic
- Location: Oxford/London, United Kingdom
I fucking hate it when people put quotes or links in their profiles. It's like they're too stupid and unoriginal to think of anything interesting to say for themselves. Goddamnit. Freya Stark is the man... "I suspect anyone self-satisfied enough to refuse lawful pleasure: we are not sufficiently rich in our separate resources to reject the graces of the universe when offered; it is bad manners, like refusing to eat when invited to dinner" http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web2/stan.html The letter 'H' is not pronounced "haitch". Get it right. Or go fuck yourself. Anyone who urges 'carpe diem' can go fuck themselves too. And if you engage in intellectual dick-measuring, you can join them. I am nothing, if not inclusive. Goddamnit. Don't torture yourself, you pretentious bitch. That's my job.
Previous Posts
- Procrastination tool...
- Sex tourism...
- You shall go to the Ball...
- So long, farewell...
- Defriending...
- Compsci or Psycho...
- Social butterflies...
- Sun stroke.
- Summer...
- I rose again from the dead...
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