Words of wisdon...
You can't polish a turd.
posted by OrlandoCatastrophic at Friday, August 05, 2005
Friday, August 05, 2005
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- Name: OrlandoCatastrophic
- Location: Oxford/London, United Kingdom
I fucking hate it when people put quotes or links in their profiles. It's like they're too stupid and unoriginal to think of anything interesting to say for themselves. Goddamnit. Freya Stark is the man... "I suspect anyone self-satisfied enough to refuse lawful pleasure: we are not sufficiently rich in our separate resources to reject the graces of the universe when offered; it is bad manners, like refusing to eat when invited to dinner" http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web2/stan.html The letter 'H' is not pronounced "haitch". Get it right. Or go fuck yourself. Anyone who urges 'carpe diem' can go fuck themselves too. And if you engage in intellectual dick-measuring, you can join them. I am nothing, if not inclusive. Goddamnit. Don't torture yourself, you pretentious bitch. That's my job.
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2 Comments:
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend you try it either...unless you want a sticky mess all over your hands...
"you want a sticky mess all over your hands..."
That sounds quite appealing. Are you offering?
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